There's no party like this one.

Name 20 Picnics... Now!
A celebration involving every major holiday is threatened when Phil and Todd hit a rough patch.

Season: 03 Episode: 15
Total Episode Count: 46
Prod. no.: 3AYB14
First Aired: April 23, 2017

Guest Starring: Keith L. Williams
Featuring: Phil Miller, Todd Rodriguez, Jasper, Melissa Chartres
Also Appearing: Carol Pilbasian, Erica Dundee, Gail Klosterman
Musical Numbers: Get Ready for This

Director: David Noel

Writers: Matt Marshall


When Phil is caught spying on Jasper by Erica to see if he talks when others aren't around, they discover he was watching one of Phil's pornographic movies. Later on, Phil and Jasper watch a shooting star and decides to give him a "teachable movement" and gives him "the birds and the bees talk". As this is going on, Melissa begins wandering around, which bothers Phil as he believes Jasper may be freaked out about this and tells Todd. Meanwhile, Erica gets her baby bump and admits she popped a button on her pants, which bothers Carol quite a bit.

Later on, the group discusses about how Jasper hasn't been exposed to birthdays or even any major holiday. Everyone then comes up and agrees on to throw a big party involving every major holiday for Jasper. Todd also thinks that it may help Melissa, but Phil still doesn't want Melissa around Jasper. As Phil still believes Jasper is afraid of Melissa, Todd thinks it's a little ridiculous that he shouldn't be around Melissa, as he will eventually need to get comfortable around her. In the meantime, Carol, Erica, and Gail go to Celebration Station for supplies and Carol purposely drops buttons from her pants as Gail runs the car into the store as she forgot her gun.


In an attempt to get Jasper closer to Melissa, he throws a picnic and fakes Melissa throwing out the actual picnic supplies and fills it with toys and treats for him. Phil catches him in the act and they argue about him trying to establish a connection between Jasper and Melissa. When the time of the party comes, Jasper hears an air horn and follows a trail of candy to be introduced by Phil and Carol to the party. Meanwhile, Todd tries pop and lock therapy to calm down, while drinking whiskey. He becomes further annoyed as he tries to watch a movie as the party is going on. As Erica and Gail get ready for the next holiday, Erica mentions that "Labor Day will be a tough one" which causes Carol to get annoyed and she admits she's scared about her bump never coming or something going wrong, but Erica confides that they may never know and they'll have to hope for the best.


As Phil shows Jasper what flaming dog poop is, a drunk Todd comes out with Melissa, which causes tension and Todd drunkenly admits that Melissa has something wrong with her to Jasper. Todd and Phil soon get into a big argument and even threaten to actually fight each other. After insults are thrown and the ladies try to stop them, Phil slips on the grass and Todd prepares to hit him. But when they hear sirens, the group goes to check it out, which turns out to be Jasper and Melissa laughing and playing with Phil's police car sirens. During this, Todd admits he hasn't seen Melissa happy in a while and patches things up with Phil. Another shooting star passes by after everything, which is actually a satellite that ends up crashing into a shopping plaza.

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