- [Phil is facing the other way]
- Phil: What is happening here?! It's tomato! It's tomato!
- [Phil walks back in the room]
- Carol : Oh, hi.
- Phil: Fine. We're married.
- Carol: Phil, get down on one knee and do it properly.
- [Phil gets on one knee.]
- Phil: This is so stupid.
- Carol: Can you do it over here?
- Phil: Carol..
- Carol: Well, do it..
- Phil: We...
- Carol: Get over here.
- Phil: Over here.
- Phil: No! This is where the proposal is happening. You want it, you come over here and get it.
- [Carol sits down in front of Phil]
- Carol: Okay.
- Phil: Carol, what's your middle name?
- Carol: Andrew.
- Phil: Yeah. What is that a family name?
- Carol: No.
- Phil: Carol... Andrew Pilbasian... Will you marry me?
- Carol: Yes! Yes, I will.
- Phil: You will?
- Carol: Yes!
- Phil: Oh! (excited)
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| The Last Man on Earth Season 1 | Season 2 >> | ||||||||||
| #01 | Alive in Tucson | #06 | Some Friggin' Fat Dude | #11 | Moved to Tampa | ||||||
| #02 | The Elephant in the Room | #07 | She Drives Me Crazy | #12 | The Tandyman Can | ||||||
| #03 | Raisin Balls and Wedding Bells | #08 | Mooovin' In | #13 | Screw the Moon | ||||||
| #04 | Sweet Melissa | #09 | The Do-Over | ||||||||
| #05 | Dunk the Skunk | #10 | Pranks for Nothin' | ||||||||